"I got a horse for my wife. I thought it was a fair swap."

-- Bob Monkhouse

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“In this wonderful book Stephen Buhner shows us that the heart is not a machine but the informed, intelligent core of our emotional, spiritual, and perceptual universe. Through the heart we can perceive the living spirit that diffuses through the green world that is our natural home. Required reading for all owners of a heart.”
“I suspect that no community will become humane and caring by restricting what its members can say.”
“Father, show me how to praise Thee When I seek Thy courts to-day; Guide me by Thy love, and raise me -- Let me feel the words I say. Bless me on this hallowed morning, Bid my soul to Thee draw near; Teach me, and my heart shall listen -- Speak, Lord, and Thy child shall hear.”
“Before you can begin to think about politics at all, you have to abandon the notion that there is a war between good men and bad men.”

Source : Walter Lippmann (1914). “A Preface to Politics”
“The judge gave me a break. He was like: wow, we've never heard of this. So he gave me time served in the county jail, I didn't even get a felony. I have yet to get a felony, which is so crazy. I think Lindsey Lohan has more felonies than me.”

Source : Source: bluemesareview.org
“One man cannot do right in one department of life whilst he is occupied in doing wrong in any other department. Life is one indivisible whole”
“Truth takes the stamp of the souls it enters. It is rigorous and rough in arid souls, but tempers and softens itself in loving natures.”
“Not everyone can say, 'I'm going to write a classic today.' If that was the case, we'd all be doing it.”

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