"Its almost Thanksgiving! A day when you get to hear your extended family use racial slurs for groups are not taking away their jobs."

-- Jen Kirkman

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“Hey, get a nice shot of the brand-new Mr. and Mrs. Hunter Hearst Helmsley!”
“I have learned so much about myself. I have re-discovered that little boy who had the hunger to create, which I think I had lost.”

Source : "John Galliano describes rampant drug abuse in first interview since Dior firing" by Paul Harris, www.theguardian.com. June 4, 2013.
“Having no diplomatic representation in Washington, China has no sources which allow her to check the character of applicants and therefore makes the practice of refusing everybody from the United States.”
“As a father, I do everything my dad didn't do. My son Beau's birth changed my life.”

Source : "David Cassidy: My family values". Interview with Juliet Rix, www.theguardian.com. August 17, 2012.
“Everyone is a criminal! We are beset on all sides by antirevolutionary forces. Naturally, then, humans fall into three categories: the criminal, the not-yet-criminal, and the not-yet-caught.”
“I just wrote one song at a time. Kinda like an alcoholic. One day at a time.”
“Our opportunities to give of ourselves are indeed limitless, but they are also perishable. There are hearts to gladden. There are kind words to say. There are gifts to be given. There are deeds to be done. There are souls to be saved.”
“Nothing is small or great in God's sight. Whatever He wills becomes great to us, however seemingly trifling; and if once the voice of conscience tells us that He requires anything of us, we have no right to measure its importance.”

Source : Jean Nicolas Grou (1876). “The hidden life of the soul [by J.N. Grou]. From the Fr. by the author of A Dominican artist”, p.206

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