"Rick Perry was philosophical about (his election losses). He said, 'Last week was Iowa. Yesterday was New Hampshire. ' He said at least it's giving him a chance to learn the names of all the states."

-- Jay Leno

#Philosophical Quotes #Loss Quotes #Iowa Quotes

“Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger.”
“But you're so helpless sometimes. It's like watching a kitten with its head trapped in a Kleenex box.”
“We are all full of weakness and errors; let us mutually pardon each other our follies - it is the first law of nature.”
“Why is everyone trying to tell me that when you get older it gets better?”
“I was aware of the risks I was taking, but I did'nt care.”
“For the most part our leaders are merely following out in front; they do but marshal us the way that we are going.”

Source : Bergen Evans (1954). “The Spoor of Spooks: And Other Nonsense”, New York : Knopf
“You can't get a job without experience and you can't get experience until you have a job. Once you solve that problem you are home free.”
“Dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn't teach me everything he knows.”

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