"It was a small town: Ferguson, Ohio. When you entered there was a big sign and it said, "Welcome to Ferguson. Beware of the Dog." The all-night drugstore closed at noon."

-- Jackie Vernon

#Funny Quotes #Dog Quotes #Night Quotes

“The true authenticity of photographs for me is that they usually manipulate and lie about what is in front of the camera, but never lie about the intentions behind the camera.”
“I guess happiness is not a state you want to be in all the time.”

Source : "Wired: The Short Life and Fast Times of John Belushi". Book by Bob Woodward, p. 209, 1984.
“You need the willingness to fail all the time.”
“Escape is not a dirty word. None of us can face what's happening head-on all of the time.”
“Forgetting about our mistakes and our wounds isn't enough to make them disappear.”
“I've never been in a band where someone goes, 'Ah, I've got the perfect name! And it's because I climbed Mount Fuji, and at the top a golden dove came down...' It's always a bunch of guys sitting around going, 'How about Rotten Chipmunks?”

Source : "Limp Bizkit on their reunion album--and who exactly was to blame for their break up in the first place". Interview with Clark Collis, ew.com. May 5, 2010.
“Our life is all about the choices we make, and when I was looking for a mate for life, I really was looking for someone who was a family man, somebody who would embrace my girls as much as they were going to embrace me. I guess I just wasn't finished having children yet.”
“Woman is a temple built over a sewer.”

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