"When I was in the hospital they gave me apple juice every morning, even after I told them I didn't like it. I had to get even. One morning, I poured the apple juice into the specimen tube. The nurse held it up and said, 'It's a little cloudy.' I took the tube from her and said, 'Let me run it through again,' and drank it. The nurse fainted."

-- Alan King

#Running Quotes #Morning Quotes #Apples Quotes

“Fashion is my passion, and I respect the creativity that you find in its different levels.”
“Because I cannot rely on myself, I rely on Him, twenty-four hours a day.”
“Neurotic behavior is quite predictable. Healthy behavior is unpredictable.”
“History is life; he who has not lived, or has lived only enough to write a doctoral dissertation, is too inexperienced with life to write good history.”
“The people of Somalia just do not have a voice. They are to me the most forgotten people in the world.”
“The fruits of Christianity were religious wars, butcheries, crusades, inquisitions, extermination of the natives of America, and the introduction of African slaves in their place.”
“I think actors have to have clear goals in term of fitness, I think it is very important. I did yoga very seriously and I think that is a wonderful exercise. I take tennis lessons, and I swim a lot.”

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“You can only play one hole at a time.”

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