"I would become a priest or a rabbi or a monk or whatever the hell was necessary to perform miracles such as taking money from someone else's pocket and putting it into mine, still remaining within the confines of the law."

-- Lenny Bruce

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“It's human to hear stories and to know how people live and to imagine how that is for them. It's very interdependent!”

Source : Source: therumpus.net
“The packaging has to really sell the product today, because kids can go out and buy a CD and then 10 kids can burn them. So you have to really be on your toes.”
“I love the idea of a woman's suit, but I wanted something that was a little easier to wear.”
“I wish I was more adventurous.”

Source : Interview with Rosanna Greenstreet, www.theguardian.com. July 24, 2009.
“With the possible exception of the equator, everything begins somewhere.”
“We're all made of stories. When they finally put us underground, the stories are what will go on.”
“Human cruelty took the form of a pact with the deity. A solemn oath was made to kill everything, in which people forbade themselves any display of reason or compassion. A city or a land was devoted to destruction and it was believed an insult to God if one did not observe the abominable oath.”
“I wanted to see something in full daylight; I was sated with the pleasure and comfort of the half light; I had the same desire for the daylight as for water and air. And if seeing was fire, I required the plenitude of fire, and if seeing would infect me with madness, I madly wanted that madness.”

Source : Maurice Blanchot (1981). “Folie Du Jour”, Barrytown/ Station Hill Press

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