"In an interview with Univision, President Obama said if there's one thing he's learned, it's that you can't change Washington from within. So what is he saying - that if we want real change, we should throw him out?"

-- Jay Leno

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“Do not mourn the dead with the belly.”
“Itâ€™s not how you start thatâ€™s important, but how well you finish!”
“The best way to obtain truth and wisdom is not to ask from books, but to go to God in prayer, and obtain divine teaching.”
“That rich guy you've been seeing, must have put you down. Welcome back baby, to the poor side of town.”
“I'm in exactly the same position as everybody else who has a small business.”
“When I go to the line I'm thinking 'All net.' When I don't think that, I'm likely to miss.”
“I smile, now, thinking: we all like to think we are important enough to need psychiatrists”
“If stories come to you, care for them. And learn to give them away where they are needed. Sometimes a person needs a story more than food to stay alive.”

Source : FaceBook post by Barry Lopez from Dec 25, 2012

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