"The people of Halifax also invented the harmonium, a device for castrating pigs during Sunday service."

-- Mike Harding

#Humorous Quotes #Sunday Quotes #Pigs Quotes

“Das immer gegenwÃ¤rtige Zufallselement im kÃ¼nstlerischen ErzeugungsprozeÃŸ erfaÃŸt die generative Graphik modellmÃ¤ÃŸig durch den Einbau von Zufallsgeneratoren in die Programme. [. . .] Die Zufallsgeneratoren beteiligen sich an der Strukturierung der generierten Information, schaffen dabei unvorhersehbar Neues und erweisen sich dadurch als die zweite schÃ¶pferische Instanz neben dem Programmierer . . .”
“It seems that most the world is driven by the eye, right? They design cities to look great but they always sound horrible, ... They design telephones to look great, but they sound horrible. I think it was about time that the other senses were celebrated.”
“Youth need less critics and more models.”
“As a film-maker and a poet, I feel it's my duty to be an eye and an antenna to what's happening around me. I always felt a solidarity with those who are desperate and confused and misused and are seeking a way out of it.”
“The hallmark of a great captain is the ability to win the toss, at the right time.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Black men of our day were never told, The sky's the limit. ... We could aspire to Joe Louis but never Henry Ford.”
“Did ya ever think that we would pay the price for being lazy?”
“Erica Kane was a spectacular role for any actress to play, and I felt so lucky to be the one who got to do it.”

Source : "As 'All My Children' Ends, Susan Lucci Says Goodbye". "Morning Edition" with Steve Inskeep and Linda Wertheimer, www.npr.org. September 23, 2011.

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