"He said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library. I thought, "That's a turn-up for the books"."

-- Tommy Cooper

#Book Quotes #Library Quotes #Legs Quotes

“I think once you start traveling, you donâ€™t stop”
“Gymnasts, lazy people, complainers and successful people have all practiced to be what they are good at. So if you keep practicing being lazy, you will be lazy. If you keep practicing complaining, you will constantly complain. If you practice compassion, generosity, patience, working hard and having a bigger vision, you will become better at it with time because you will create the causes to become better. You are practicing to become better.”
“The U.S. population, a mere four or five percent of the world total, creates half the world's toxic waste.”
“Let those that merely talk and never think, That live in the wild anarchy of drink”
“Heartache forces us to embrace God out of desparate, urgent need. God is never closer than when your heart is aching.”
“You don't have enough talent to win on talent alone.”
“The beauty of things must be that they end.”
“We read fine things but never feel them to the full until we have gone the same steps as the author.”

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