"I guess the reasons against having more children always seem uninspiring and superficial. What exactly am I missing out on? Money? A few more hours of sleep? A more peaceful meal? More hair? These are nothing compared to what I get from these five monsters who rule my life."

-- Jim Gaffigan

#Children Quotes #Sleep Quotes #Hair Quotes

“You know, I'm not sure I ever even had a blind date!”
“If a girl is in love with a poor guy and chooses him, then that is worst for her. If she chooses a rich man, it will be to her advantage. Everything will be fine.”

Source : Source: sturm-lie.be
“He that loses his conscience has nothing left that is worth keeping. Therefore be sure you look to that, and in the next place look to your health; and if you have it, praise God and value it next to a good conscience.”
“No rule of etiquette is of less importance than which fork we use.”
“It is hard to teach an old dog tricks.”

Source : William Camden (1870). “Remaines of a greater worke, concerning Britaine [signed M.N.] 2 pt. [Another]”, p.326
“I'd like to ask you: what you would prefer us to do? I'd like to ask my colleagues, would any other country act differently? I think the answer is very clear. No one would act differently.”
“I've no interest in being thought provoking. Who needs more thoughts. I'd rather go down as one who is thought disposing.”
“Every word, every image used for God is a distortion more than a description.”

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