"Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes."

-- Rich Hall

#Humorous Quotes #Toes Quotes #Ability Quotes

“The truth is I've got the land on my back, an' it's drivin' me. Land is a hard driver.”
“No labor is hard, no time is long, wherein the glory of eternity is the mark we level at.”
“I've always been really curious about things and slightly confused by the world, and I think someone who feels that way is in a good position to be the one asking questions.”
“Ladies and Gentleman, I'm afraid I've got some BAD NEWS.”
“It should not be strange that the values cherished by all the three major religions are the same, since they originate from a common source. For example, Islam, the predominant religion in the Middle East, accepts as an integral part of its religious teachings both the Old and the New Testaments. If this commonality of moral traditions among the world's major religions does not say something about the universality of religion, it does say something about the universality of mankind...”
“It was an addiction. A pointless, self-destructive addiction. But really, is there any other kind?”
“While she cut the mushrooms, she cried more than she had at the grave, the most so far, because she found the saddest thing of all to be the simple truth of her capacity to move on.”
“King Solomon set out on a course to work and live without reference to God at all. He concluded that without God in the picture, work is empty.- (Ecc. 2:11)... The path to really enjoying your job is to have a warm personal relationship with your Lord and Savior and to make Him the controlling center of each workday.”

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