"George W. Bush loves golf because it's like the election--low score wins."

-- Jay Leno

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“The best way to use the auto-tune is not to! And that's what I do: I do not use auto-tune!”

Source : Source: theurbandaily.com
“America is such a nation of suppressed emotion, and when you arrive in L.A., you can smell the fear. It's the most alien country I've ever been to.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Fame has sent a number of celebrities off the deep end, and in the case of Michael Jackson, to the kiddy pool.”
“I'm not reclusive. I'm out and about.”
“Writers are socially observant. We find people endlessly fascinating, and real life is mysterious. Sometimes it's hard to stop staring at the strut and squawk of my fellow man. They can be quite inspiring. Sometimes it's hard to stop talking to them to see what in the world they're thinking.”
“When I signed in Ottawa two years ago, I felt it was to be an integral part of the team. Over the last two years and more recently over the past year, I feel my role was diminished. This past season, it diminished a lot more. â€œI would like the opportunity to go somewhere where I can play to the best of my capabilities and be the player that I can be.”
“In tragedy every moment is eternity; in comedy, eternity is a moment.”
“It is my interpretation from the Koran that all people have equal rights. That means men and women, Muslims and non-Muslims too, and in a society where all people have equal rights, that means all people should make decisions equally. ... This doesn't mean that we're changing God's law, It just means we're reinterpreting laws according to the development of science - and the realities of the times.”

Source : "Iran at the Millenium, by Robin Wright". Excerpt from The Last Great Revolution: Turmoil and Transformation in Iran (2001), www.pbs.org.

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