"President Obama admitted this week that a former girlfriend that he wrote about in his autobiography was made up and not a real person . . . So Obama had an imaginary girlfriend. Big deal! He had an imaginary economic plan. Itâ€™s all the same."

-- Jay Leno

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“For age is opportunity no less Than youth itself, though in another dress, And as the evening twilight fades away The sky is filled with stars, invisible by day.”
“What if I am, in some way, only a sophisticated fire that has acquired an ability to regulate its rate of combustion and to hoard its fuel in order to see and walk?”
“Adam became so proud that he wished to become God and died for his pride; the Son of God humbled Himself unto death, and gave life to the fallen. O abyss of humility! Adam and Eve lost themselves through gluttony, the Lord fasted and died for them, in order to give them life. They were disobedient, Christ fulfilled obedience.”
“Don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart, I just don't think it'd understand.”

Source : Billy Ray Cyrus, Todd Gold (2013). “Hillbilly Heart”, p.133, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
“My great hope for us as young women is to start being kinder to ourselves so that we can be kinder to each other. To stop shaming ourselves and other people for things we don't know the full story onâ€”whether someone is too fat, too skinny, too short, too tall, too loud, too quiet, too anything. There's a sense that we're all â€˜tooâ€™ something, and we're all not enough,”

Source : "The Really Amazing Spider-Man 2 Star Emma Stone On Tuning Out The Haters And Owning Who You Are". Interview with Brittany Burke, www.seventeen.com. May 2, 2014.
“If you're going to get into big time religion, these are the games you have to play. You go into it as a business and you work it as a business.”
“Credit . . . is the only enduring testimonial to man's confidence in man.”
“I think that if you start teaching about giving back and helping other people young, that will be a given for your child their whole life.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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