"Thirty ways to shape up for summer. Number one: eat less. Number two: exercise more. Number three: what was I talking about again? I'm so hungry."

-- Maria Bamford

#Inspirational Quotes #Funny Quotes #Summer Quotes

“I just love the days when you come out of the archives with half a dozen excellent descriptions or poignant accounts of personal experiences.”
“I have no idea what readership is of written editorials, but it doesn't come anywhere close to the readership of editorial cartoons.”
“Songwriting is about getting the demon out of me. It's like being possessed.”
“Rest in peace to Heath Ledger but I'm no joker”
“Writing an acceptance speech gives you the expectation of winning, and you are therefore devastated or hurt if you didn't win.”
“In every respect, fantasy is like doing abstract paintings.”

Source : "Lance Henriksen Interview SCREAM OF THE BANSHEE". Interview with Christina Radish, collider.com. March 26, 2011.
“If I were to be back on Glee, I would like to spend some time with Lea Michele because I love her and we go way back.”
“The BBC's television, radio and online services remain an important part of British culture and the fact the BBC continues to thrive amongst audiences at home and abroad is testament to a professional and dedicated management team who are committed to providing a quality public service.”

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