"I think I have a lot of voices in my head and I guess my inner critic is a female."

-- Jim Gaffigan

#Thinking Quotes #Voice Quotes #Female Quotes

“I do not need any friends. I prefer enemies. They are better company and their feelings towards you are always genuine.”

Source : Dylan Thomas (1995). “Dylan Thomas, the complete screenplays”
“I have a little Nintendo DS, and I play these brain games that are supposed to stimulate your mind.”
“Things we do not expect, happen more frequently than we wish.”
“Greg Ostertag is one of the top centers on this planet!”
“But she had felt since childhod that her life would n ot be ordinary. A moment would come- she would know it when she saw it- and everything would change.”
“I could speculate, but it would be just speculation and the kind of thing that you would get in with a science fiction story. And if I was doing a science fiction story then I would come up with what can go wrong with this system.”
“I expect the audience to come up to my level. I am not interested in compromising my music to make it palatable to an assumed sub-standard mass.”
“Concerning non-violence: it is criminal to teach a man not to defend himself when he is the constant victim of brutal attacks.”

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