"If you stepped out of the shower and saw a leprechaun standing at the base of your toilet, would you scream, or would you innately understand that he meant you no harm?"

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Source : "Author, Author?" by David Sedaris, www.newyorker.com. March 30, 2009.

David Sedaris

#Toilets Quotes #Saws Quotes #Scream Quotes

“Even though you're not equipped, keep searching: equipment isn't necessary on the way to the Lord.”
“Running with the wrong crowd will never help you.”
“Man's brain is, after all, the greatest natural resource.”
“The most dangerous creation of any society is the man who has nothing to lose.”
“I believe it is important for people to create a healthy mental environment in which to accomplish daily tasks.”
“In this scene, I'm talking about how much I don't like cookies.... I'm sayin', 'Listen, guys. Have you read the book? We're not supposed to be eating.'”
“TV has been very good to me, and I hope I've been good to it, but I also love film.”

Source : "David Anders Talks THE REVENANT and ONCE UPON A TIME; Says 'GAME OF THRONES Is My Wet Dream'". Interview with Christina Radish, collider.com. September 18, 2012.
“Short on glamour and long on tragedy.”

Source : Quentin James Reynolds (1963). “By Quentin Reynolds”

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