"Einstein used science to get laid. That guy is a genius. I've been using money."

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Source : "Best Week Ever with Paul F. Tompkins". www.imdb.com. 2004.

Doug Benson

#Guy Quotes #Genius Quotes #Used Quotes

“I think somewhere in the back of my mind I've always wanted to make a whole swing album.”
“Unfortunately, the attitude of many towards the press, humanitarians included and especially government workers, is often one of suspicion, if not outright fear.”
“Jesus did not spend a great deal of time discoursing about the trinity or original sin or the incarnation, which have preoccupied later Christians. He went around doing good and being compassionate.”

Source : "Atoms and Eden: Conversations on Religion and Science". Book by Steve Paulson. Oxford University Press, p. 63, October 5, 2010.
“Unhappiness in a child accumulates because he sees no end to the dark tunnel. The thirteen weeks of a term might just as well be thirteen years.”
“O God, do not leave me. I have done nothing good in Your sight, but according to Your goodness, let me now make a beginning of good.”
“It's not the appearance that binds you, it's the attachment to the appearance that binds you.”
“The way I teach people to sing... I have them talk the lyric out until it sounds like something they really believe, like an actor with a monologue.”
“I just think you can't shut your life off to just, you know, one thing. You gotta be open-minded. Explore things. Feed your artist.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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