"When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do you have any toy train schedules?"

-- Steven Wright

#Kids Quotes #Guy Quotes #Schedules Quotes

“It is not the possessions but the desires of mankind which require to be equalized.”
“Critics only speak up when they see someone shining. Average work doesn't threaten them.”
“I'm sure I have a process, but it mostly takes place in my dreams.”
“It's not what happens to you in life that matters; what matters is how you deal with it!”
“It is the stillness that will save and transform the world.”
“How long before we have, not just homosexual marriage, but homosexual unions between adult men and small boys?”
“Someone is putting brandy in your bonbons, Grand Marnier in your breakfast jam, Kahlua in your ice cream, Scotch in your mustard and Wild Turkey in your cake.”
“The great man... walks across his century and leaves the marks of his feet all over it, ripping out the dates on his goloshes as he passes.”

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