"I make napkins talk in restaurants, socks talk on car journeys. There is an awful lot of puppetry going on in the house."

-- Nina Conti

#Journey Quotes #Car Quotes #House Quotes

“The angel came, the angel saw, the angel fell.”
“What kind of love would drive a man for miles through solid rock?”
“Even though the outcome wasn't the way it should have been, publicly I still feel in my heart I won the Sugar Ray Leonard fight.”
“I am passionately interested in understanding how my country works. And if you want to know about this thing called the United States of America you have to know about the Civil War.”
“I am certain that the good Lord never intended grapes to be made into grape jelly.”
“But I would assert that despite the wide variety of yoga options and individual preferences, there is one universal element: the union of consciousness and movement, breath and awareness.”

Source : "Flexibility, Inside and Out" by Carre Otis, www.huffingtonpost.com. April 12, 2012.
“The impossible is not quite impossible if you put your mind to it.”

Source : Twitter post from Feb 24, 2017
“But love, like the sun that it is, sets afire and melts everything. what greed and privilege to build up over whole centuries the indignation of a pious spirit, with its natural following of oppressed souls, will cast down with a single shove.”

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