"I like colonic irrigation because sometimes you find old jewelry."

-- Joan Rivers

#Jewelry Quotes #Sometimes Quotes #Hillarious Quotes

“I am a personal optimist but a skeptic about all else. What may sound to some like anger is really nothing more than sympathetic contempt. I view my species with a combination of wonder and pity, and I root for its destruction. And please don't confuse my point of view with cynicism; the real cynics are the ones who tell you everything's gonna be all right.”
“Translators who choose to work on canonized writers can usually lean on an extensive critical apparatus around either the author or the book in question, especially in the case of writers like [Honore] Balzac and [Emil] Zola.”

Source : Source: www.guernicamag.com
“George Smith shows how many of the prophetâ€™s followers embraced plural marriage during a period when the LDS Church was emphatically denying the practice â€¦ [and he tells this in] a lucid writing style.”
“Fast food chains spend a large amount of marketing to get the attention of children. People form their eating habits as children so they try to nurture clients as youngsters.”
“A 41-inch bust and a lot of perseverance will get you more than a cup of coffee - a lot more.”
“My struggle now is with these red carpets. It is still really hard to get people to design for me. It's frustrating because you feel like you're the minority. You feel this pull of what it means to be "sample size" and you're not that and most designers don't have anything that fits. It's so important to continuously put billboards where people see curvy women and know that we are here and we deserve to be designed for. We deserve to spend our money on expensive stuff if we want.”

Source : Source: www.cosmopolitan.com
“You're building a tool, not a piece of art. Don't be blinded by the vision.”

Source : "7 Insanely Rich Founders Share Their Best Business Advice" by Larry Kim, www.businessinsider.com. August 26, 2014.
“Remember what being an adult is: It has nothing to do with money or awards”

Source : "Catching Frank Abagnale" by Talmage Boston, Dallas Morning News, www.abagnale.com. May 2006.

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