"No more Botox for me. Betty White's bowels move more than my face."

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Joan Rivers

#Moving Quotes #White Quotes #Botox Quotes

“I was a lusty kid who loved Tennessee Williams. Sexy plays. [For musicians] there are so many that it's hard just to say one. Certain things, like the first time you hear A Love Supreme, you're floored. It takes whatever you were listening to and blows a hole in it.”
“We come to the table not because we are holy, but because we are in need of His holiness. We come to the table not because we are strong, but because we are weak and in need of His strength.”

Source : Jonathan Martin (2013). “Prototype: What Happens When You Discover You're More Like Jesus Than You Think?”, p.165, Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.
“Funky like your grandpa's drawers, don't test me We in like that, you're dead like Presley”
“I own one pair of Prada shoes. They make my feet hurt... It's not the shoes' fault; they are exquisitely made. I blame my feet. I've got my mother's feet.”
“It is sometimes frightening to observe the success which comes even to the outlaw with a polished technique, and we find ourselves doubting the validity of the virtues we have been taught. But I believe we must reckon with character in the end, for it is as potent a force in world conflict as it is in our own domestic affairs. It strikes the last blow in any battle.”
“Silence is the best reply to a fool.”
“It is not shortage of time that should worry us, but the tendency for the majority of time to be spent in low-quality ways.”

Source : Richard Koch (2011). “The 80/20 Principle”, p.132, Nicholas Brealey Publishing
“Many people have accused me of having a romantic view, whereas I personally I feel sorry for those who have lost romance in their lives.”

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