"What could be funnier than a fat person trying to run a marathon?"

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“Emphasising what's in your control allows you to adopt an attitude of equanimity toward luck. You've done what you can, and from there you have to live with the results - good or bad”
“After his death the gardener does not become a butterfly, intoxicated by the perfumes of the flowers, but a garden worm tasting all the dark, nitrogenous, and spicy delights of the soil.”
“A celebrated north country apostle, who, after Calvin had damned ninety-nine in a hundred of mankind, had contrived a scheme for damning ninety-nine in a hundred of the followers of Calvin.”
“Thriving. That's fighting... Surviving is barely getting by.”
“Everything is about your movements and precision and timing, which is what gymnastics is about.”
“We have so much pride in welcoming these passengers onto the plane, and they have so much pride in travel. It's something that I definitely always remember, when I'm playing a scene on the plane, just to imbue everything with that sense of excitement.”
“We can do it better, more consistently, and in the end, it will cost us less because the students that we produce will be superior to those without technology experience.”
“You have to have been a Republican to know how good it is to be a Democrat.”

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