"Form 1040 was chosen by the IRS because for every $50 you earn, you get 10 and they get 40."

-- Jay Leno

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“In Japan, usually, once you become prime minister, you do not have a second chance. Probably the reason why that was not the case this time is because Japan is facing an increasingly challenging situation.”

Source : "Interview with Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe". www.washingtonpost.com. February 20, 2013.
“I quit because I canâ€™t stand seeing kids come to class hungry and needing shoes. I thought I could do more by organizing farm workers than by trying to teach their hungry children.”
“Being vegan is easy. Are there social pressures that encourage you to continue to eat, wear, and use animal products? Of course there are. But in a patriarchal, racist, homophobic, and ableist society, there are social pressures to participate and engage in sexism, racism, homophobia, and ableism. At some point, you have to decide who you are and what matters morally to you. And once you decide that you regard victimizing vulnerable nonhumans is not morally acceptable, it is easy to go and stay vegan”
“Marriage is a risk; I think it's a great and glorious risk, as long as you embark on the adventure in the same spirit.”
“Wrestling with work-life balance is a luxury when working to support a family is a necessity rather than a choice. I think that focus is only partially a result of these tough economic times. I think it also reflects a bit of "having it all fatigue": women are worn out from feeling the pressure to excel at work, and be the perfect mom at home.”

Source : Source: www.glamour.com
“You can raise welts like nobody else, as we dance to the Masochism Tango.”
“The emancipation of women from intemperance, injustice, prejudice, and bigotry. see Edgar Y. Harburg, We Gotta be Free”
“Every name in a TV show has to be run by the legal department first.”

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