"I've become less angry and a little more humble by age and by experience and by going through the ups and downs of life."

-- Marc Maron

#Humble Quotes #Age Quotes #Ups & Downs Quotes

“As a person, he was wonderful. He really was a great person. He was full of life. He had a great sense of humor. Very talented, of course, but very caring to his parents. There was a very endearing quality about Elvis.”
“There's no way to learn how to write a hit song. There's no formula for it. You just have to have it inside of you.”
“I like a lot of good European films, good - anything really. I'm a big fan of Netflix and I get films from them all the time. If I hear about something that I don't know, that I haven't seen, forgot about, I immediately jot it down and add it to my Netflix list or if there's a film that's available that I haven't seen for many years, I get that.”
“It can provide horrendous weapons to idiots.”
“I like raunchiness, not like in a biker-chick sort of a way, but like the girl can't help it. Little bruises, a few hairs out of place, a little stain here and there.”
“A myth is the name of a terrible lie told by a smelly little brown person to a man in a white suit with a pair of binoculars.”
“There is no observation more frequently made by such as employ themselves in surveying the conduct of mankind, than that marriage, though the dictate of nature, and the institution of Providence, is yet very often the cause of misery, and that those who enter into that state can seldom forbear to express their repentance, and their envy of those whom either chance or caution hath withheld from it.”
“A la Verte on devient montagnard.”

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