"You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading... and all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm like that all the time."

-- Steven Wright

#Fall Quotes #Reading Quotes #Book Quotes

“It's about children cooking themselves, growing themselves. When kids grow it and cook it they eat it.”
“I really think happiness is very closely aligned with success, and may almost be an interchangeable synonym. Happiness (like success) also comes from doing what we feel called to do in life; however, it's also obvious no one can experience one without the other.”
“You must show the world that you abhor fighting.”
“All our best heroes are losers”

Source : Richard Glover (2011). “In Bed with Jocasta”, p.27, HarperCollins Australia
“And itâ€™s more. Itâ€™s about getting past that question of whats wrong with me, to knowing thereâ€™s nothing wrong, that you were born this way. You're a normal person and a beautiful person and you should be proud of who you are. You deserve to live and live with dignity and show people your pride.”
“Remember there is plenty of room at the top-but not enough to sit down.”
“I'm more European than anything. I've lived in America for 10 years, and I live in Florida because I like to be outdoors. I live a week in New York, and I live a week in Italy. When I'm here in Italy, I come to work at eight in the morning and usually I leave work at 10 o'clock at night. I don't even breathe the air. So that's why I like to live outside.”
“I thought if I went somewhere where I didn't know anybody and they didn't know me I could start all over again.”

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