"Do not stand directly in front of a cannon...how true that is."

-- Brian Regan

#Cannons Quotes

“Some artists want a producer to be a kind of svengali - someone who actually creates a sound for them.”
“Even monkeys fall out of trees.”
“My son joined the Army to protect America, not Israel.”
“Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, "Man, we shot 66!" But go out and shoot 77, and they say "Hell, he shot 77!"”
“I have learned from my mistakes, and I am sure I can repeat them exactly”

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“There was a "We" and hope, but nothing after.”
“The mathematic, then, is an art. As such it has its styles and style periods. It is not, as the layman and the philosopher (who is in this matter a layman too) imagine, substantially unalterable, but subject like every art to unnoticed changes form epoch to epoch. The development of the great arts ought never to be treated without an (assuredly not unprofitable) side-glance at contemporary mathematics.”
“Most of us have learned the hard way that there are very few things you can absolutely count on in life.”

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