"I got into comedy so I could stay out all night."

-- Artie Lange

#Night Quotes #Comedy Quotes

“Power corrupts, but lack of power corrupts absolutely.”
“The enemy must be annihilated before he reaches our main battlefield. We must stop him in the water, destroying all his equipment while it is still afloat!”
“I totally bristle against words like "dysfunction" or "abuse."”

Source : Source: www.motherjones.com
“Designing a website can be a bit like being a kid and inheriting a sweetshop. It's easy to get carried away. There are so many choices. A website can be like an attic that never fills up. Space is not the problem. Attention is.”
“Music is politics - it always has been and it always will be.”
“The messages our kids receive from teachers, coaches--and even, with the best intentions, from us - can push them toward pride or despair...toward self-righteousness or self-hatred.”

Source : Phil Vischer (2012). “Sidney and Norman: A Tale of Two Pigs”, p.46, Thomas Nelson Inc
“The louder our world today is, the deeper God seems to remain in silence. Silence is the language of eternity; noise passes.”
“I think popular music in this country is one of the few things in the twentieth century that have made giant strides in reverse.”

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