"I can't tan naturally."

-- Jenny Eclair

“Some people like to paint pictures, or do gardening, or build a boat in the basement. Other people get a tremendous pleasure out of the kitchen, because cooking is just as creative and imaginative an activity as drawing, or wood carving, or music.”
“I had read tons of science fiction. I was fascinated by other worlds, other environments. For me, it was fantasy, but it was not fantasy in the sense of pure escapism.”
“Dialectical materialism works like cocaine, let's say. If you sniff it once or twice, it may not change your life. If you use it day after day, though, it will make you into an addict, a different man.”

Source : "Red Horizons: Chronicles of a Communist Spy Chief". Book by Ion Mihai Pacepa, p. 25, 1987.
“Stop fearing being attacked.”

Source : Source: www.newsbusters.org
“I want to embrace my full self, as natural as I can be.”

Source : "Here's proof that Willow Smith never went through an awkward stage" by Maeve Keirans, www.mtv.com. March 4, 2015.
“Yuri Gagarin, the first man in space, may have had his charms, but he really couldn't be considered hip.”

Source : "Alexei Sayle: why I love Polish cinema" by Alexei Sayle, www.theguardian.com. March 1, 2012.
“Every threat to the family is a threat to society itself.”
“Get out of control, but appear under control. It?s not bad to alarm other people, though ? it?s good for them.”

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