"I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell."

-- Gary Delaney

#Giving Quotes #Causes Quotes #Shock Quotes

“I think when you're winning, your uniforms are cool.”
“You cut yourself off from all sorts of experiences because you tell yourself you are â€˜not that sort of personâ€™â€ â€œBut, Iâ€™m not.â€ â€œHow do you know? Youâ€™ve done nothing, been nowhere. How do you have the faintest idea what kind of person you are?”
“I think the opportunities are all over the place - around your corner or in more exotic locales. But everyone finding their own interest - sometimes it's hard to know what you're interested in, I think.”
“The DSA scheme has not been reviewed for 25 years”
“All one’s feeling goes into practicing exercises, many of which are set to music. Therefore, somehow dancing with boyfriends doesn’t attract me.”
“The past can't hurt you anymore, not unless you let it.”
“And this prime hour of fragrance is the hour so many miss upon beds of sloth, never half knowing what a beautiful, marvellous world is around them. Not all the long hours of day can possibly bring back again the charm and blessedness of this, either to the body or to the soul.”
“Everybody's mainspring is different. And I want to say this - folks whose mainsprings are busted are better dead.”

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