"Why do all balls look like they're 150 years old?"

-- Whitney Cummings

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“Painting figures is the hardest, certainly the most taxing genre, and you have to be the most on your game. If you have significant drawing problems, the figure will fall apart and it will read wrong emotionally.”
“Mahendra Singh Dhoni is Good But Sourav Ganguly Best Captain”
“(...)how important it is in life not necessarily to be strong, but to feel strong, to measure yourself at least once, to find yourself at least once in the most ancient of human conditions, facing the blind, deaf stone alone withï»¿ nothing to help you but your hands and your own head.”
“Sincerity is the surest road to confidence.”

Source : Speech at Aberystwyth, August 3, 1928.
“You're never quite sure where the song is going, because you might not find the word to rhyme with the end of the line. You have to find associative meaning to get you there. So it's rather like doing a crossword puzzle backwards. A kind of strange, three-dimensional, abstract crossword puzzle.”
“If we don't do as well as we know how and we are prepared to do, it'll be largely because we act and make choices as though we're going to stay here, as though this life is all there is, when that is not the case.”
“A picture is worth a thousand words, but conversations with them generally end in dissapointment.”
“I dont like going for more than a year without doing theater. I dont mind falling flat on my face so long as I feel Im open to the possibility of something extraordinary happening.”

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