"I spend way too much time on Facebook and MySpace to feel too uncomfortable at this. I like to think of the Internet as an effective way to waste time and time."

-- Jim Gaffigan

#Thinking Quotes #Too Much Quotes #Way Quotes

“I've lived a charmed life. I've been very lucky. God has been very kind to me.”
“After a year's research, one realizes that it could have been done in a week.”
“In almost every thriller, a point is reached when someone, usually calling from a phone booth, telephones with a vital piece of information, which he cannot divulge by phone. By the time the hero arrives at the place where they had arranged to meet, the caller is dead, or too near death to tell. There is never an explanation for the reluctance of the caller to impart his message in the first place.”
“There is more to sex appeal than just measurements”
“This world is full of beauty, as other worlds above, and if we did our duty, it might be as full of love.”

Source : Gerald Massey (1851). “Voices of Freedom and Lyrics of Love”, p.2
“I have never been a fan of science fiction. For me, fiction has to explore the combinatorial possibilities of people interacting under the constraints imposed by our biology and history. When an author is free to suspend the constraints, it's tennis without a net.”
“If you are one of the hewers of wood and drawers of small weekly paychecks, your letters will have to contain some few items of news or they will be accounted dry stuff.... But if you happen to be of a literary turn of mind, or are, in any way, likely to become famous, you may settle down to an afternoon of letter-writing on nothing more sprightly in the way of news than the shifting of the wind from south to south-east.”
“I think that's part of the fun of being an actor - you get to not be normal all of the time.”

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