"My wife can't figure out what to buy me. What do you give a man who's had everything up to here?"

-- Milton Berle

#Christmas Quotes #Men Quotes #Giving Quotes

“I don't know what to say. I've always been a prepared loser.”
“I am a believer in the adage - performance leads to recognition, recognition leads to respect and respect leads to power.”
“A lot of people have said it to me 'You made me cry.' And it was only because I cried myself when I watched the movie.”
“When I was 21 I think I thought I was 31. I was always kind of doing the right thing, and it wasn't until my late twenties that I became just a completely wild asshole. So I should've had that out of my system already and I was too busy being a grown-up.”
“Power! Did you ever hear of men being asked whether other souls should have power or not? It is born in them.”
“I didn't get lessons of any kind I slept through school.”
“There's a lot of vitriolic ranting out there, but there are literally hundreds of critics on the web who care deeply about film and having something to say about it.”

Source : "Meet a Critic: Richard Roeper". Interview with Jen Yamato, editorial.rottentomatoes.com. December 5, 2007.
“The longest-lived people eat a plant-based diet. They eat meat but only as a condiment or a celebration. Nothing they eat has a plastic wrapper.”

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