"But I like going to church. If you've been brought up in the Church of England, it feels like visiting an elderly relative. And I think it's important that part of the kids' education is knowing about the Bible."

-- Jack Dee

#Kids Quotes #Thinking Quotes #Elderly Quotes

“When in Boston, I shall be able to take you out to dinner, if not to bed. I should greatly prefer the latter, but I must accept my lot.”

Source : L. A. Meyer (2009). “Rapture of the Deep: Being an Account of the Further Adventures of Jacky Faber, Soldier, Sailor, Mermaid, Spy”, p.78, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
“I like trees because they seem more resigned to the way they have to live than other things do.”
“One day I had to sit down with myself and decide that I loved myself no matter what my body looked like and what other people thought about my body. I got tired of hating myself.”

Source : "‘Precious’ Star Gabourey Sidibe: My First Diet Started At Age Six". www.huffingtonpost.com. March 18, 2010.
“I made work specifically for them not to like. If you made paintings of flowers and someone says they hate it, it's like, "What do you mean? It's a flower!" But if you make a painting of your name and somebody says they hate it, it's like, "Well, why would you like a painting of my name anyway?"”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“Earth may embitter, not remove, The love divinely given; And e'en that mortal grief shall prove The immortality of love, And lead us nearer heaven.”
“The Word we study has to be the Word we pray.”
“Sometimes we find ourselves walking through life blindfolded, and we try to deny that we're the ones who securely tied the knot.”
“I held out my arms to him and he came to me like a child.”

You may also like:

Dara O Briain
Stand-up comedian
Jack Whitehall
Comedian
Jimmy Carr
Comedian
Jo Brand
Actress
Jon Richardson
Comedian
Lee Evans
Comedian
Michael McIntyre
Stand-up comedian
Rhod Gilbert
Comedian
Sean Lock
Comedian