"A number of plastic surgeons are claiming that looking at John Kerry now, as opposed to a few months ago, they believe he's had Botox shots. They claim a number of his worry lines have vanished. They haven't vanished, just Howard Dean is wearing them now."

-- Jay Leno

#Believe Quotes #Numbers Quotes #Worry Quotes

“You put something you like on really loud, and you feel godlike.”
“I don't really love computers.”
“Bodybuilding is an art, your body is the canvas, weights are your brush and nutrition is your paint. We all have the ability to turn a self portrait into a masterpiece.”

Source : FaceBook post by Kai Greene from Jul 26, 2011
“I sleep well. It's the politicians who are to blame for failing to come to an agreement and resorting to violence.”

Source : "AK-47 Inventor Says Conscience Is Clear" by Joel Roberts, www.cbsnews.com. July 6, 2007.
“I'm a lifelong Disney nut.”
“From an egotistical point of view, I'm always interested in roles that push me as a person. I'm interested in humans as animals and as products of society.”
“The opportunity to serve our countryâ€”that is all we ask.”
“God will never help us be anyone other than ourselves.”

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