"I believe in being honest with myself. If there's one thing I hate it's when a comedian is great and won't admit it. I've never met one like that, but if I did, I'd hate them."

-- Jack Benny

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“Love has had a lot of press-agenting from the oldest times; but there are higher, nobler things than love.”
“Every night I cut out my heart. But in the morning it was full again”

Source : "The English Patient". www.imdb.com. 1996.
“Wit and judgment often are at strife.”
“Jazz is a beautiful word. I love it.”
“If you loved everything you were writing, you would be deluding yourself or a complete and absolute narcissist. It's not about liking what you write, it's about improving with every word, little by little, exploring your craft, becoming the artist you hope to be one day. And you can only do that by working at it every day. It doesn't happen overnight, it doesn't happen over a weekend, it is a lifelong pursuit.”
“It is important to value the individual, to have good health, a loving family and good relationships, to have community ties, leisure pursuits. These are all part of our lives. It is important to keep all of our parts in working order.”
“The two saddest moments of my life were when my mother died and when I was told I couldn't play football for the Colts anymore.”
“I have come too late into a world too old.”

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