"Well, comedy is a great weapon of attack. It's not a great weapon of support."

-- Eddie Izzard

#Support Quotes #Weapons Quotes #Comedy Quotes

“I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in.”
“I'm persona non grata at the New Yorker.”
“Self-esteem is an inner feeling: Sometimes it corresponds with outer reality, and sometimes it doesnâ€™t.”
“Learning is ever in the freshness of its youth, even for the old.”
“The unadmitted reason why traditional readers are hostile to e-books is that we still hold the superstitious idea that a book is like a soul, and that every soul should have its own body.”
“Things get so sloppy when you're under the influence.”
“It would be so good to settle down and become part of somewhere again, instead of constantly passing through”

Source : Paul Torday, Susan Howe (2008). “Salmon Fishing in the Yemen”, p.75, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
“Let the rain kiss you. Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops. Let the rain sing you a lullaby.”

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