"My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre and that I am therefore excused from saving universes."

-- Douglas Adams

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“The lesson here is this: Do what God says to do, nothing more and nothing less. There is no game here. There is one move, and it belongs to God. Your job is to follow it.”
“Iâ€™ve had a great life, and it all happened because I didnâ€™t plan any of it.”
“Nature is under control but not disturbed.”
“Impressionism came about because it suddenly became apparent that pure colours mix in the eye in a more dazzling way than they have ever been mixed in paint.”

Source : "Painting by Addition". Essay by Joseph Plaskett, 1994.
“I never wanted to set the world on fire. So I never had to burn any bridges behind me.”
“My idea of heaven is a place where the Tyne meets the Delta, where folk music meets the blues.”
“The music industry seems scary to me. I mean the film industry is crazy enough so the music industry to me seems like the wild, wild West. Like I would just never dare.”
“Sara Scherr and Jeff McNeely have given us a thoughtful, sensible book about a topic of great importance to the world. There is no food security, no poverty reduction, no environmental sustainability without transforming our agricultural practices. The book ?presents well documented cases of best practices from all over the world. It should be required reading for all concerned with agriculture, the environment, food security or just the future of our children.”

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