"My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I don't understand why she's crying. I'm the one who has to get a new girlfriend."

-- Anthony Jeselnik

#Girlfriend Quotes #Upset Quotes #Cry Quotes

“The only unbearable thing is that nothing is unbearable.”
“Sleep is really important. You need to rest the physiology to be able to work weel and meditate well. When I don't get enough sleep, my meditations are duller. You may even dip into sleep at the beginning of your meditation, because you're settling down. But if you're well rested, you'll have a clearer deeper experience.”
“I suspect that marriage is like parenthood: every last one of us is an amateur at it ...”
“I believe someone should be able to dress according to the mood they're in. It shouldn't be forced and you shouldn't have to follow a trend.”
“In almost every book I've written, there is a reference to a movie - legendary films, actors and actresses, and forgotten made-for-TV movies. The leaps poems make are not unlike the cuts in a film. The miniature and avant-garde prose poets have perhaps the most obvious ties to film, as a prose poem in its shape is not unlike a movie screen.”

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“A light wind blew through here that carried with it scents of sadness and loss, not recognizable odors but smells that corresponded to nothing, chimerical fragrances able to evoke melancholic memories.”
“I don't usually lose my temper, but if I get angry, it's true - I'm scary.”
“What would be frightening about me jumping out of the bush wearing a pig mask is not the sudden surprise, not me, and not the pig mask, but that the ordinary world had split open for a moment to reveal some possibility never previously considered.”

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