"I knew I'd chosen the wrong airline when I noticed the sick bag had the Lord's Prayer on it."

-- Les Dawson

#Funny Quotes #Travel Quotes #Prayer Quotes

“It is vital for Russia to normalize relations with the rest of the world. You shouldn't isolate your economy”
“If you teach three university courses a day, you need something to turn your mind off.”

Source : Source: www.guernicamag.com
“I think the American West really attracts me because it's romantic. The desert, the empty space, the drama.”
“Do your own market research; ask your last ten customers exactly why they bought from you.”
“Too many people who don't have anyone they care about. Who think if they don't love anyone else then they're free to do whatever they want. They think they have nothing to lose, and that makes them stronger. If you have nothing to lose, there's nothing you really want, either. You're full of confidence, and look down on people who lose things, who want things, who are happy, or sad sometimes. But that's not the way things are. And it's just not right.”

Source : FaceBook post by Shuichi Yoshida from Aug 12, 2012
“Raeder, the political admiral, stealthily built up the German Navy in defiance of the Versailles Treaty, and then put it to use in a series of aggressions which he had taken a leading part in planning.”
“I am not in the least forbidden. You may sample me all you choose.”
“To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.”

Source : Gustave Flaubert, Francis Steegmuller (1980). “The Letters of Gustave Flaubert: 1830-1857”, p.62, Harvard University Press

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