"A dead body was discovered this week on the grounds of a country estate owned by Queen Elizabeth. The queen said today she hopes this serves as a reminder to anybody on her staff that there is a right way and a wrong way to polish sterling silver."

-- Jay Leno

#Country Quotes #Queens Quotes #Body Quotes

“For the happiest life, days should be rigorously planned, nights left open to chance.”
“The good news in investing is there are no HR problems. If there are no humans, there are no problems!”
“Sports betting is all about money management, so the most money won on one event is not the most important thing”
“... it is a lonely programme. The very virtues you cultivate become walls that inevitably separate you from your kind.... A new danger comes to your soul, and intolerance and impatience with those who are as you have been all but destroy that which you have taken such pains to build up. Not alone are there spiritual barriers between you and the friends that you have, but your business training has made your mind incisive. In the swift rush of business you have no time for small debates and petty dilemmas.”
“I am a slow reader. I always loved words, which is a strange thing given that I couldn't actually read them”
“I was not much used to women except for mothers. Everything I did, they did different.”

Source : Daniel Woodrell (1999). “Ride with the Devil”, p.93, Simon and Schuster
“When you're down, when you've been kicked down in the street and then kicked a few more times until you're bleeding and your teeth are out, then you only have up to go. You get reborn again, and expectations aren't so great because they've taken you away. It's beautiful to be down there. It's so beautiful!”
“I'm the son of highly functioning parents who I'm incredibly lucky to have.”

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