"The Democratic Convention is $27 million in debt. They had to cancel the kick-off event at the Charlotte Motor Speedway. A speedway is the perfect place for the Democratic Convention. You go around in circles, turn left every few seconds, and you end up right where you started."

-- Jay Leno

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“The trouble with Germans is not that they fire shells, but that they engrave them with quotations from Kant.”
“I don't think about being tired, I don't think about my technique. I just try to break their will.”
“Theorists tend to peak at an early age; the creative juices tend to gush very early and start drying up past the age of fifteen-or so it seems. They need to know just enough; when they're young they haven't accumulated the intellectual baggage.”

Source : Leon M. Lederman, Dick Teresi (1993). “The God Particle: If the Universe is the Answer, what is the Question?”, p.16, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
“I'd never do a film that would hurt anyone's sentiments, be it Indian or not.”
“I never want a fan to come and hear what they hear on their iPod, its about creating a unqiue and awesome experience.”

Source : Source: blog.iluvlola.com
“Nefertiti is like Athena born from the brow of Zeus , a head-heavy armored goddess. She is beautiful but desexed.”
“I once truly believed that if I had to stand in line for twenty minutes to have a package gift-wrapped it actually gave the recipient more pleasure.”

Source : JEAN KERR (1970). “Penny Candy”
“He is a great leader by example. Someone whom I have always admired for his ability to remain balanced and have the sense of equanimity about his captaincy.”

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