"Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms."

-- Groucho Marx

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“We are with Europe but not of it. We are linked, not combined. We are interested and associated, not absorbed. And should European statesmen address us in the words that were used of old - Shall I speak for thee to the King or the Captain of the Host? - we should reply with the Shunamite woman: "Nay sir, for we dwell among our own people".”
“In a world full of quitters, it takes true courage to commit to marriage renewal. If you want a field manual for restoring your relationship, get The Phoenix Marriage: God creates beauty out of ashes.”
“I've had women come up to me and say I was the reason they went to law school.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“No perfume. Because I want to know how you smell - right off the bat. Don't mask it up. I need to know how you smell because I need to know how we connect. A smell is a big thing. Pheromones. Don't cover that.”

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“Must be nice to have that kind of unshakable belief in a merciful higher power.”
“I adore Smashbox lip stains. I carry a natural color for daytime and a berry shade for going out at night.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Noise triÂumphs and reigns supreme over the senÂsiÂbilÂity ofÂ men.”
“I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.”

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