"No perfume. Because I want to know how you smell - right off the bat. Don't mask it up. I need to know how you smell because I need to know how we connect. A smell is a big thing. Pheromones. Don't cover that."

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Chris D'Elia

#Smell Quotes #Bats Quotes #Needs Quotes

“The right most valued by all civilized men is the right to be left alone.”
“Missions is not the ultimate goal of the church. Worship is. Missions exists because worship doesn't.”
“People used to ask me: 'Well, was it the power that attracted you to Bill Clinton?' And I said, well, how much power do you think the attorney general of Arkansas has? Of course not. It wasn't that for me. I just a thought he was wonderful in general.”
“We are supposed to be liberated in America but if our President [George W. Bush] had his way, we wouldn't be educated about sex at all. Every woman would have six children and we wouldn't be able to have abortions.”
“It is Love that will save our world and our civilization.”
“I don't know why but when i look in your eyes, I feel something that seems so right.”
“Some people, they got housing loans, and I think they're responsible for taking a loan they didn't qualify for?”
“I will be very sad when global warming and toxins kill off all the toads and frogs and salamanders. Here's hoping we, as humans, figure out a way to be less stupid.”

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