"You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough."

-- Pearl Williams

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“Keep in mind that when you tell people to come see you, they might not get the idea about when it's time to leave.”

Source : "Lipstick on a Kid". Live chat, www.slate.com. June 16, 2015.
“There are two kinds of comprehensive doctrines, religious and secular. Those of religious faith will say I give a veiled argument for secularism, and the latter will say I give a veiled argument for religion. I deny both. Each side presumes the basic ideas of constitutional democracy, so my suggestion is that we can make our political arguments in terms of public reason. Then we stand on common ground. That's how we can understand each other and cooperate.”
“You know what wakes me up? A tongue in the ass. There is no alarm clock on that one, you are up, you are shaking, you are in a karate stance.....the day has begun.”
“At the end of the day, I want to create collections that, although I am inspired by very creative women, I want my customer to walk away with a silhouette that she doesn't even know what collection it comes from. That it just lasts in her wardrobe and makes her feel strong and confident and hopefully happy.”
“I have no complex about wealth. I have worked very hard for my money; producing things people need.”
“If you act in the name of conscience you are stronger than any government in the world.”
“We owe to our Mother-Country the Duty of Subjects but will not pay her the Submission of Slaves.”
“I think that the day you've figured out the differences between women and men is the day that you're no longer attracted to women. It's the difference that is so fantastic and frustrating and angering, and really sexy.”

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