"I get giddy with the idea of stringing words together that make people laugh."

-- Greg Behrendt

#Ideas Quotes #People Quotes #Laughing Quotes

“The true criminal must be defined as a man who commits a crime though he is as decently fed and clothed as others.”
“Yes, it's quite amazing how I continue to shock my mother even after all these years together”

Source : Eloisa James (2011). “Winning the Wallflower: A Novella”, p.9, Harper Collins
“That's all our team is about. If we stop people, we're the most athletic team in this whole tournament and we can get out and get easy buckets.”
“A woman's manly side is what's sexy--a woman standing strongly, fighting to be desired.”
“The task which we have set ourselves is simply to show why and for what purpose we hold that standpoint during most of our lives, and why and for what purpose we are provisionally obliged to abandon it.”
“King of tha westcoast”
“Indeed, unless a man can link his written thoughts with the everlasting wants of men, so that they shall draw more from them as wells, there is no more immortality to the thoughts and feelings of the soul than to the muscles and bones.”
“If you asked somebody, 'what do you wish for in life?' they wouldn't say 'happiness.' I would have answered 'excitement, knowledge,' God knows - I mean, many, many different things, but certainly not 'happiness'. It seemed like a foreign concept to wish for something that specific and that singular.”

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