"President Obama told the Irish people that America will always stand by them, to which Israel laughed."

-- Jay Leno

#Israel Quotes #America Quotes #People Quotes

“I have the same problems that everybody else does.”
“The issue with international institutions is that there is a crisis of legitimacy. Trust in these institutions is a serious problem.”
“The major gossip columnists were more concerned with protecting the industry than with gunning down sinners.”
“You go shake your foundations, Will. I think it's about time I saved myself.”
“The good are better made by ill, As odours crushed are sweeter still.”
“Drink wine. This is life eternal. This is all that youth will give you. It is the season for wine, roses and drunken friends. Be happy for this moment. This moment is your life.”
“You must never lose the awareness that in yourself you are nothing, you are only an instrument. An instrument is nothing until it is lifted.”

Source : Kathryn Hulme (1956). “The Nun's Story”, Boston; Toronto: Little, Brown
“Don't retreat. Instead - reload!”

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