"It's not a stereotype if it's always true."

-- Daniel Tosh

#Funny Quotes #Stereotype Quotes #Jokes Quotes

“Does a one-legged duck swim in circles?”
“I carry around a notebook that is equal parts day planner and journal. Every morning, I check to see what the agenda for the day is, and if there isn't a plan, I make one. I strive to fill the rest of the page with miscellaneous thoughts and ideas and go back through and fill sparse pages as well. If I start skipping days, I know I'm off course and need to take a step back and ground my life.”
“What is it that really makes us, us? It's our collective intelligence. It's our ability to write things down, our language and our consciousness.”
“There's room for all sorts of magic and miracles in this world - that's what I think.”
“Odd, isnâ€™t it? You know when your birthday is, but not your death day, even though you pass the date year after year, never suspecting that some dayâ€¦”
“How many times have we come away from an argument wishing we had said and done something different?”
“Sometimes I think too much, or sometimes I don't think enough as the character. Sometimes you just miss a moment, or sometimes you hear something that a character's saying that you haven't heard before and you react differently.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
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