"McDonald's announced that it's considering a more humane way of slaughtering its animals. You know they fatten them up and then kill them. You know the same thing they do to their customers, isn't it?"

-- Jay Leno

#Food Quotes #Animal Quotes #Mcdonalds Quotes

“I'd become a cult figure to a certain extent because of my movies, but unfortunately it was because of how bad they were!”
“The death of one man is tragic, but the death of thousands is statistic”
“When I find a look that I like, that's my entire wardrobe.”
“It is better to look suffering straight in the eye, acknowledge and respect itâ€™s presence, and then get busy as soon as possible focusing on things we choose to focus on.”
“I am, in the end, what you made me.”
“Sure am glad I'm not royalty," I muttered. "I wouldn't want to have to bump uglies with someone I can't stand. On a regular basis. And no one else." "Ow!" I exclaimed, trying to yank my fingers from Trent but finding them caught. Then I colored, realizing what I'd said. "Ohâ€¦ sorry," I stammered, meaning it. "That was insensitive." Trent's frown turned into a sly smirk. "Bump uglies?" he said, eyes on the table behind me. "You are a font of gutter slang, Rachel. We must do this again.”
“Organic Chemistry has become a vast rubbish heap of puzzling and bewildering compounds.”
“The limits of my language means the limits of my world.”

Source : Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus Proposition 5.6 (1922)

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