"Arnold Schwarzenegger made his tax returns public, [and] now there's a problem about him stretching the truth. Apparently under occupation he put down 'actor.'"

-- Jay Leno

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“The American press is extraordinarily free and vigorous, as it should be. It should be, not because it is free of inaccuracy, oversimplification and bias, but because the alternative to that freedom is worse than those failings.”

Source : "Abroad At Home; Getting Even" by Anthony Lewis, www.nytimes.com. April 11, 1985.
“If we reduce social life to the smallest possible unit we will find that there is no social life in the company of one.”
“Imagine that Queen Elizabeth I, in her time, had the opportunity to give out a monopoly for playing cards within the kingdom. She knew she was going to give it to one of her courtiers. These courtiers would then all try to curry her favour. Meanwhile, they would not contribute anything to the product of the kingdom, in fact, they were wasting resources trying to secure a single prize. That, more or less, is rent seeking.”

Source : Source: www.aims.ca
“The Middle East is hopeful. There's hope there.”
“Give me the child until he is seven and I'll give you the man”
“True honor is an outflow from a heart that fears God.”

Source : John Bevere (2008). “Honor's Reward: How to Attract God's Favor and Blessing”, p.13, Hachette UK
“What does this mean 'mailer daemon'? Satan, are you messing with the e-mail system already?”
“What if they gave a war and nobody came?”

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