"We're fighting three wars now. Imagine how many we'd be fighting if President Obama hadn't won the Nobel Peace Prize."

-- Jay Leno

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“This Christmas and every Christmas will be richer by sharing and enjoying gifts that cannot be held but only felt.”
“I'm so interested in the fact that we really don't know anybody. We think we know the people close to us, but we don't, we really don't.”

Source : Interview with Robert Birnbaum, www.themorningnews.org. August 26, 2008.
“No company can promise an end date, but if you have multiple debts, the first one should be settled within a year.”

Source : Source: www.nbcnews.com
“Sometimes I think I'm a nihilist because it doesn't matter, none of this matters. We're all following the will of some unknowable higher power, probably the stars manipulating our cellular magnets. We think we have all this agency, but do we? Do we really? Can you choose to be brave when you were born a coward? Can we be deprogrammed from the brainwashing that we grew up in? I think we can, but I think we need a lot of help.”
“Basically, I'm a romantic.”
“California lacks a lot of the rules and restrictions the East has. Every house is a different style, different material, different color. There's a lot of craziness out there”
“My brother and Lauren are very close with me and they are in Sun Valley, so sometimes I need to go there and feel their presence. And there are times I need to see my bro' alone.”
“What helps with aging is serious cognition - thinking and understanding. You have to truly grasp that everybody ages. Everybody dies. There is no turning back the clock. So the question in life becomes: What are you going to do while you're here?”

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